THE TOP NUMBER LIES

It's called gross pay because it's disgusting to see how much money you would have made before taxes.

Dad's Take

Stop reading the top line and start reading the bottom one — that's the actual number you get to spend. Anyone still quoting the bigger figure at parties hasn't filed taxes yet, and you'll know them by the new car payment.

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