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Onion Wallet

Onion Wallet

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

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Stock Market Crash

Stock Market Crash

A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money but your wife is still around.

MoneyWordplayMarriage+2
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Milking Sheep

Milking Sheep

How do you milk sheep? Release a new iPhone and charge $1,000 for it.

TechnologySheepWordplay+2
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Laundromat Logic

Laundromat Logic

A laundromat is a poor place to pick up a woman. If she can't afford a washing machine, she probably won't be able to support you either.

HouseholdRelationshipsMoney+1
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Love or Money?

Love or Money?

Would you have married me if I didn't inherit a fortune from my father? Honey, I would have married you no matter who left you a fortune.

WordplayMarriageRelationships+1
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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

WordplayOceanParenting+1
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