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Backyard Talent Crisis

BACKYARD TALENT CRISIS

Why don't people play more hide-and-seek? Because good players are hard to find!

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The best people I ever worked with were quiet, on time, and almost impossible to poach. Be one of those, and the right folks will come looking.

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