AVIAN HAPPY HOUR

Before the crowbar was invented, crows simply drank at home.

Dad's Take

Most useful inventions in my garage started with somebody getting tired of doing it the hard way. Pay attention to what annoys you — that's where your next good idea lives.

Bar Home Drinking Birds

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