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Bedtime Wardrobe Crisis

BEDTIME WARDROBE CRISIS

What do you call people who sleep in their socks? Tiny.

Dad's Take

Buy the boots that fit. I spent ten years pretending half a size didn't matter, and my back is still writing the invoice.

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