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Royal Sleeping Arrangements

ROYAL SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS

I sleep in a castle every two weeks. It's my fort night.

Dad's Take

Two weeks off does not undo fifty weeks of bad habits. The vacation is supposed to be the reward, not the reset button.

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