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Time Tracking
They used to time me with a stopwatch. Now, they use a calendar.
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Meditative Advice
You should try meditation. It's at least better than sitting and doing nothing?
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Weekend Goal
My goal for the weekend is to move just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
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Screen-Time Mission
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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