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I'm at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out...

Dad's Take

The first sign you're getting old at work is when the new hires start calling you sir, and the second is when they stop inviting you to the after-hours thing. Both are fine — the after-hours thing was never worth the hangover.

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