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If what you don’t know can’t hurt you... I AM... INVULNERABLE.

Dad's Take

That confidence the kid in the standing-desk Patagonia vest has? It's not knowledge, it's the same blissful fog the rest of us used to call being twenty-three.

Knowledge Philosophy Self

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