SEA YOU LATERWhat did the retired sailor say? Long time, no seaOceanRetirementWordplay๐0eye rolls๐0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:๐ SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Beach BroomWhat do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.WordplayOceanParenting+1๐0๐0
Selfish CrustaceansWhy don't crabs give to charity? Because they're shell-fish.AnimalsWordplaySea-Life+1๐0๐0
Twin TentaclesWhat do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.OceanAnimalsWordplay+1๐0๐0
Sailor's AlphabetWhy couldn't the bad sailor learn the alphabet. Because he always got lost at 'C'.OceanLanguageSchool+1๐0๐0
Tired RetirementI'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.WordplayRetirementLife+2๐0๐0