ANCHORS UP, PENSION DOWN

What did the retired sailor say? Long time, no sea

Dad's Take

Step away from the desk once in a while or your spine will write you a resignation letter. The horizon is free and the WiFi out there is wonderfully bad.

Retirement Ocean

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