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German Geography Lesson

GERMAN GEOGRAPHY LESSON

What's the coldest city in Germany? Brr-lin.

Dad's Take

Pack a layer the locals would laugh at and don't apologize for it. Cold is the one thing nobody ever brags about underestimating twice.

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