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Procrastination Advice

Procrastination Advice

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Constant Change

Constant Change

I'm changing every day. That's the only thing that's constant! Consistency has never been so unpredictable.

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Life's Recipe

Life's Recipe

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.

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Utopian Joke

Utopian Joke

Your mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist Utopia.

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