NARCISSIST REQUESTPlease keep me in your thoughts and prayers right now. Nothing is going on, I'm just a narcissist.SarcasmWordplayAttentionπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Pointless GeometryWhat did the Triangle say to the Circle? You're pointless!MathWordplaySarcasmπ0π0
Greener GrassThe grass is always greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit!WordplaySarcasmLifeπ0π0
Aging GracefullyAging gracefully means you're slowly starting to look worse.AgeWordplayMirror+2π0π0
Liver Donation PlanI plan to donate my liver to an alcoholic so Iβll know itβs a match.DrinksDonationWordplay+2π0π0
