SEND HELP, MOSTLY APPLAUSE

Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers. Nothing's wrong. I'm just a narcissist.

Dad's Take

It's alright to ask for a little extra warmth when nothing's wrong. The well dries up faster if you only visit it during a fire. Top it off on a quiet week.

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