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Math Checks Out

MATH CHECKS OUT

I could agree with you but then we would both be wrong.

Dad's Take

Two people agreeing too quickly is usually a sign nobody read the fine print. Argue a little, listen more, and don't be afraid of the long pause. The pause is where the truth puts its boots on.

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