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Rule One Of Engagement

RULE ONE OF ENGAGEMENT

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after is the beginning of a new argument.

Dad's Take

Pick the hill you're willing to lose on, then quietly walk down the other side. Some arguments are best ended by pretending you've already won.

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