
WINNING THE ARGUMENT
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after is the beginning of a new argument.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after is the beginning of a new argument.
The best thing about women is how they can tell you what you really meant to say.
No man has ever won a game of "Notice anything different about me?"
My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting.
My wife complains I don't listen… or something like that.
My wife and I were happy for 25 years… and then we met.