NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH ACTIVATED

If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.

Dad's Take

If something's going on, somebody at the corner shop already knows. Tip well, listen more than you talk, and never act surprised in front of the cashier.

Detective

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