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Asking For A Friend

ASKING FOR A FRIEND

I wonder what color do Smurfs turn when you choke them…

Dad's Take

Curiosity is great until it walks you somewhere you can't unwalk from. Keep the questions strange, the actions normal, and the dog out of the kitchen.

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