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Periodic Table of Heroes

PERIODIC TABLE OF HEROES

Iron Man is so confusing. Sure, he's a dude, but... He might as well be a Fe Male!

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Labels rarely fit the actual person underneath, and they fit even less in HR meetings. Hire for what someone does, not what column they check.

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