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Wardrobe Negotiations

Wardrobe Negotiations

My wife is always stealing my T-shirts and sweater… but if I take one of her dresses… suddenly… "we need to talk."

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Timeless Watch

Timeless Watch

I haven't owned a watch for I don't know how long.

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Tricky Treats

Tricky Treats

I was on the weight watchers website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question?

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From Ambition to Clarity

From Ambition to Clarity

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been specific.

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