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Confidence Is A Speed

CONFIDENCE IS A SPEED

When you don't know what you are doing... It's best to do it quickly.

Dad's Take

Confidence covers a multitude of question marks. Move with purpose, finish before anyone asks the question β€” the encore is for the breakfast table.

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