
OVERNIGHT DEDICATION
A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, 'Oh alright, I'll stay the night.'

A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, 'Oh alright, I'll stay the night.'
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
My wife and I were happy for 25 years… and then we met.
Husband: For the last 28 years, all you've done is find mistakes in anything I say. Wife: 29 years...
Women marry hoping he'll change... Men marry believing she won't... Both are wrong!!!