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Low Bar Romance

LOW BAR ROMANCE

A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, 'Oh alright, I'll stay for the night.'

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Commitment is showing up the morning after, sober, with breakfast and a plan. Anybody can promise forever at midnight.

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