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Sausage Surprise

Sausage Surprise

Wow, it's hot in here! AHH! A talking sausage!

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See-Food Diet

See-Food Diet

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

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Noodle Deception

Noodle Deception

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

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Tomato Lag

Tomato Lag

What did the slow tomato say to the others? Don't worry, I'll ketchup.

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Knighted Beef

Knighted Beef

What do you call a steak that's kinighted by the Queen? Sir Loin.

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