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Back issueFriday, September 18, 2026Food Friday

Encased Royalty

Encased Royalty. What do you call a German sausage made of other German sausages? The wurst of the wurst.
A sausage made of sausages. Fine.

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What do you call a German sausage made of other German sausages? The wurst of the wurst.

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