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Encased Royalty

ENCASED ROYALTY

What do you call a German sausage made of other German sausages? The wurst of the wurst.

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You can dress up a bad idea any way you like, the leftovers still taste like leftovers. Start fresh once in a while, even if the fridge looks full.

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