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Upgrade your weekend, take Monday off...

Dad's Take

Every now and then steal a Monday back. The week won't notice and neither will your boss if you don't email about it. The lawn chair on the porch has been facing the wrong way for a year — go fix it.

Weekend Monday Work Time Vacation

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