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Bendy Disbelief

BENDY DISBELIEF

I'm sceptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day, that's a bit of a stretch.

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Be careful around the folks who tell you they have a daily routine they never break β€” half of them are lying and half of them are insufferable. I trust the man who shows up at 4am quietly more than the one who announces it. Discipline gets noisy and then it gets dishonest.

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