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Invisible Concern

Invisible Concern

Doctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.

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Workday Woes

Workday Woes

I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.

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Banking Boredom

Banking Boredom

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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Cured Bacon

Cured Bacon

Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill youโ€ฆ Butโ€ฆ Smoking bacon will cure you!

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Mind Change

Mind Change

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.

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Tireless Pursuit

Tireless Pursuit

Did you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars? The cops are tirelessly trying to catch him.

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