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Two Stools One Diagnosis

TWO STOOLS ONE DIAGNOSIS

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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Two drinks is plenty, and the third one is just paying tomorrow's bill in advance. The bartender already knows; he's just too polite to say it.

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