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Old Arcade Reference

OLD ARCADE REFERENCE

What do you get when a fly is buzzing inside a blonde's head? A space invader!

Dad's Take

Your wife's head is not a public park, gentlemen β€” you don't get to wander in uninvited and make assumptions about what's flying around. Ask her what she's thinking, listen all the way to the period, and then ask again because the first answer was a courtesy.

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