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Two Beers Deep

TWO BEERS DEEP

Rap is to music what an Etch-A-Sketch is to art.

Dad's Take

Some things age into masterpieces, and some things just age. Don't waste twenty minutes arguing about which is which when she already has the remote and a settled opinion.

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