CRASH LANDING CONCERNS

If I survived a plane crash in the wilderness, my main worry would be my airport parking bill.

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A place crashed in the jungle and every single person died. Who survived? Married couples.

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If I got 50 cents for every failed math exams, I'd have $6.30 now.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.

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How much Santa paid for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house.

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Dad, how much it costs to get married? No idea, I'm still paying.

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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