STRANDED WITH PRIORITIES

If I survived a plane crash in the wilderness, my main worry would be my airport parking bill.

Dad's Take

Bring quarters for the parking, even when you're going somewhere safe. The little overlooked costs are the ones that ruin a good weekend.

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