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Definitely Not Competing

DEFINITELY NOT COMPETING

I'm not much of a competitive person. I'll be the first to admit that.

Dad's Take

Lose on purpose at board games with kids smaller than the couch. They'll remember the laughing, not the leaderboard your generation pretends matters.

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