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Settled By The Manager

SETTLED BY THE MANAGER

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Dad's Take

The loudest guy in the meeting is almost never the smartest, but he gets the promotion because nobody else wanted to hear themselves talk that much. Speak up anyway β€” quietly competent gets you a plaque and a parking spot in the back.

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