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Mindset Jokes

8 mindset dad jokes. You asked for it.

Always One More Increment

Always One More Increment

The definition of a perfectionist is someone who wants to go from point A to point A+.

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Recliner Philosophy Hour

Recliner Philosophy Hour

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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Recliner Philosophy Hour

Recliner Philosophy Hour

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

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Therapy For The Fixture

Therapy For The Fixture

How many psychiatrists are needed to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb must truly want to change.

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Mirror Talk Only

Mirror Talk Only

If you don't like me, that's fine. I don't start my day trying to impress you.

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Hardcover Edition

Hardcover Edition

My past defines my present... Not my future! I am the author of my life!

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