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Pizza Warning

Pizza Warning

Don't bite off more than you can chew unless it's pizza.

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Fitness Fuel-up

Fitness Fuel-up

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

FitnessFoodIrony+2
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Dairy Delivery

Dairy Delivery

Why are pizza jokes the worst? They're too cheesy...

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Calorie Counting Crisis

Calorie Counting Crisis

Doing pretty good so far on my 1500 calorie a day diet! As long as I don't eat anything else today and tomorrow.

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See-Food Diet

See-Food Diet

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

FitnessFoodWordplay+1
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Invisible Red

Invisible Red

What is red, but invisible? No tomato.

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