THE MYTHICAL MONDAY

How to stay poor. I'll start tomorrow

Dad's Take

"I'll start tomorrow" is the official anthem of the four-day workweek crowd who're already burnt out. Do the small ugly thing on a Tuesday at 4pm and stop scheduling your life around your mood.

Procrastination Money Laziness Habits

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