THE FINEST BREW
Why are men like coffee? The finest ones are rich, hot, and keep you awake all night.
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Selective Hearing
My wife complains I don't listen⦠or something like that.
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A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, 'Oh alright, I'll stay the night.'
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Expressing Love with Sandwiches
Did I say feelings? I meant... uhhh... sandwiches. I have sandwiches for you.
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A Game Men Can't Win
No man has ever won a game of "Notice anything different about me?"
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Marriage vs. Smoking
Marriage and smoking are similar. You start because you want to and you continue because you have to.
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