PLOT TWIST IN THE KITCHEN

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

Dad's Take

Blame the wrong thing long enough and you'll spend a decade fixing what wasn't broken. I once accused my boss of holding me back when really I'd stopped reading anything but the sports page. Check yourself before you check the appliance.

Fridge Weight

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