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See-Food Diet

See-Food Diet

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

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Monkey Diet

Monkey Diet

A new study found that human eat more bananas than Monkeys. It's true, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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Balanced Delights

Balanced Delights

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

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Fitness Fuel-up

Fitness Fuel-up

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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Gourmet Workout

Gourmet Workout

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.

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