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Aged to Excellence

Aged to Excellence. I procrastinate so that by the time I get to my tasks, I’ll be older and wiser.
Older and wiser, eventually. Not yet.

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I procrastinate so that by the time I get to my tasks, I’ll be older and wiser.

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