AGED TO EXCELLENCE

I procrastinate so that by the time I get to my tasks, I’ll be older and wiser.

Dad's Take

Putting things off doesn't season them — it just lets them rot on the counter. Wiser tomorrow is a story we tell ourselves while today's list grows. Open the email.

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