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Apple, Meet Different Tree

APPLE, MEET DIFFERENT TREE

Your kid may be a genius, but you’re still a dummy.

Dad's Take

Your kid will outgrow you in some way every couple of years and that's the whole point. Don't bristle when they correct your tech. Cheer the kid lapping you on the track.

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