INVENTORY CHECK

Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from? Must've come from your mom. I've still got mine.

Dad's Take

Whatever talent you didn't get from us, you got from a teacher who underpaid herself to give it to you. Write her a card; it's the cheapest thank-you note in the world.

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