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Inventory Check

Inventory Check. Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from? Must’ve come from your mom. I’ve still got mine.
Dad insists he still has his.

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Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from? Must’ve come from your mom. I’ve still got mine.

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