COSMIC REASSIGNMENT

Weigh 200 pounds on Earth? On Mars, you'd be a svelte 76 pounds. You're not fat, you're just on the wrong planet!

Dad's Take

Half of what we hate about ourselves is just bad context. Drop yourself in a different room, with different people, and that flaw becomes a feature. Move the lawn chair before you change the man.

Weight Gravity Space

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