WEIGHT LOSS ON MARSWeigh 200 pounds on Earth? On Mars, you'd be a svelte 76 pounds. You're not fat, you're just on the wrong planet!FitnessSpaceScienceWordplay๐0eye rolls๐0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:๐ SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Galactic ReviewWhy haven't aliens visited our solar system? They looked at the reviews and we only have one star.WordplayAliensSpace+1๐0๐0
Lunge ForwardMy wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.MarriageFitnessWordplay+2๐0๐0
Yoga StretchI'm sceptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day, that's a bit of a stretch.WordplayFitnessSkepticism๐0๐0
