HERITAGE MATH

I may be just 10% Irish, but on St. Patrick's Day, I'll be 100% drunk.

Dad's Take

Pick one day a year to belong to something bigger than your own little weather. Doesn't have to be your blood. Just has to be a parade you'll actually march in.

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