RESOLUTION FAILURE

What happened to the man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year? He gave up thinking!

Dad's Take

Resolutions that survive January usually had a spreadsheet behind them by February. Wanting to be better is free; the calendar invite is where it starts costing you.

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