
LOVE LOGIC
That little tingle you feel when you love someone? That’s just your common sense slipping away. 😅❤️

That little tingle you feel when you love someone? That’s just your common sense slipping away. 😅❤️
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know U.
How do you win the heart of a female farmer? Attract her!
What did the bartender say to his date? Alcohol you later?
Husband: For the last 28 years, all you've done is find mistakes in anything I say. Wife: 29 years...
How is arguing with a woman like reading a software license agreement? In the end you ignore it all and click 'I agree'.
I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in department stores, so I wouldn’t read too much into it.