SYMPTOM REPORT

That little tingle you feel when you love someone? That’s just your common sense slipping away. 😅❤️

Dad's Take

Big financial decisions made on a Tuesday at midnight have a strange way of arriving as a Wednesday morning bank alert. Sleep on the offer, the loan, and the in-laws' business idea.

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