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Taxes are basically like paying an annual subscription fee to live in your country while childhood is the free trial.

Dad's Take

Nobody warns the kids that the bill comes due eventually. Show them how to budget before the trial runs out. Hand them a calculator at twelve and a checking account at sixteen.

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