SAME GUY NEW MOOD

I'm changing every day. That's the only thing that's constant! Consistency has never been so unpredictable.

Dad's Take

She'll rearrange the living room while you're getting gas. Don't say a word about the couch. Compliment the lamp she didn't move and call it a Tuesday.

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