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Cleared for Landing

CLEARED FOR LANDING

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.

Dad's Take

Keep the lid up on every idea your boss tosses at you, kid — even the bad ones land softer than telling him no. The paycheck rewards nodding more than thinking, and I've got the pension to prove it.

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