THOUGHT DIVE
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Life always offers you a second chance. It's called TOMORROW.
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Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
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Clockwise Concern
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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The Art of Pleasing
You can please all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can never please all of the people all of the time.
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It's useless to undo a mistake. Focus on making new ones.
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Life's Recipe
I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.
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