SATURDAY NIGHT CALCULUS

What do you say to a mathematician on a Saturday night? Don't drink and derive.

Dad's Take

Never try to win a Saturday-night discussion after two beers and a bad week at work. The math gets fuzzy and so does the apology in the morning. Wait till coffee.

Math Weekend

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