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Opposites Distract

OPPOSITES DISTRACT

My parents were total opposites... Mum was always right, and Dad just left.

Dad's Take

Pick a side of the workshop and commit. The folks who try to play both halves of every disagreement end up holding neither end of the rope. Take a position, take the lumps, take the lesson.

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