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Aging and Fire Safety

Aging and Fire Safety

The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.

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Tired Retirement

Tired Retirement

I'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.

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The 35-Year Music Rule

The 35-Year Music Rule

By age 35 you should hate the last three albums by your favorite band.

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Aging Gracefully

Aging Gracefully

Aging gracefully means you're slowly starting to look worse.

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Life's Recipe

Life's Recipe

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.

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Time Tracking

Time Tracking

They used to time me with a stopwatch. Now, they use a calendar.

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