FIRE MARSHAL APPROVED

Once you reach a venerable age... You just need 1 candle on your cake for one more year on Earth!

Dad's Take

The years you spent showing up are the only candles that count. Stop measuring success in milestones somebody invented for an Instagram filter. One quiet flame still lights the same room.

Birthday Aging Candles Wisdom

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