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Been waiting for the asteroid all day... just to get out of preparing that Monday morning team briefing.

Dad's Take

No outside event is going to save you from a meeting you didn't prepare for. The asteroid never shows, the bullet points still do. Spend the twenty minutes; sleep through the briefing.

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