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The Bird Got Robbed

THE BIRD GOT ROBBED

If you ask me, getting up early isn’t worth it... if all you get is a worm!

Dad's Take

Early mornings only pay if you've packed the right bait. Hustle without a plan is just expensive coffee and a tired back. Sharpen the hook the night before.

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