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Almost Named It Something Else

ALMOST NAMED IT SOMETHING ELSE

The guy who invented the umbrella was originally going to call it BRELLA But he hesitated...

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Half the kids I know have a manifestation board and zero raincoats. Buy the umbrella, then keep it in the car for two years before remembering it exists.

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