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Birthday Truth

Birthday Truth

Don't worry about getting older... You're still younger than you'll be next year! Happy Birthday

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One Candle Rule

One Candle Rule

Once you reach a venerable age... You just need 1 candle on your cake for one more year on Earth!

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Uncharted Years

Uncharted Years

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.

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Tired Retirement

Tired Retirement

I'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.

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Aging and Fire Safety

Aging and Fire Safety

The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.

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Path to Wisdom

Path to Wisdom

To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.

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