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The Block Party Special

THE BLOCK PARTY SPECIAL

Nothing brings neighbors together quite like cop cars parked outside a different neighbor's house.

Dad's Take

Knowing your neighbors is a lost art that thirty bucks of cheap beer can fix. Wave first β€” it costs nothing and makes the street less weird.

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