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Vintage Beverage Service

VINTAGE BEVERAGE SERVICE

The coffee shop had a sign that said 'No WiFi, Pretend it's 1977!' So, I paid 10¢ for coffee and lit a cigarette.

Dad's Take

Sit somewhere without signal once a week and notice what your brain does in the first ten minutes. Boredom is where most of my decent ideas have shown up uninvited.

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